Not gonna lie, I spent many sleepless nights wondering what the Kardashians were hiding from us these past several months.
Kylie was out of the spotlight, her sisters were dodging questions about her pregnancy during every interview they did, and let’s not forget about that Calvin Klein ad where Kylie’s stomach was hidden behind a blanket IN EVERY SINGLE PHOTO.
So, after months of speculation, she finally confirmed that she was pregnant and that she already gave birth to her baby girl! The huge announcement was made on Super Bowl Sunday, so basically nothing else mattered after that. Truly iconic.
I’m not surprised though, because as we all know, the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder.
1. I’m sorry, Super Bowl who?
I can’t think of a celebrity who people would care about more than the Super Bowl, but leave it to the Kardashians to prove that they are, in fact, more iconic and important than American football. KYLIE. DID. THAT.
2. “Listen, sweetie, I’m Kris Jenner…”
If there’s one thing we’ve learned about the Kardashian-Jenners, it’s that timing is literally everything. No one understands how to make an announcement like them. I mean, everything is so perfectly timed, it’s beyond anything us mortals can understand.
3. Basically, they got us…again.
I literally made my New Year’s resolution to unfollow all of the Kardashians, and yet here I am, writing an article about how much I cared about Kylie’s pregnancy. I can’t even lie, y’all, I CARE VERY MUCH, LET ME LIVE!
4. Why is this so true!?
Like, we already knew Kylie was pregnant, but for some reason, I’m still surprised that she was actually pregnant. And like, I kept telling myself not to get too invested in the whole situation, but it’s been almost 24 hours since her announcement and I’m still so shook.
5. Then there was this beautiful 10-minute video that I’ve watched 54 times.
Okay, if you haven’t watched the video she released, do yourself a favor and watch it before you keep reading. It’s like a mini-episode of KUWTK because obviously Kris is preparing us.
6. This scene did things to me.
So now that you’ve seen it, are you crying? Man, the way Kylie was talking about feeding her baby had me feeling SO MANY THINGS.
7. Seriously, nine months and not a SINGLE WORD?!
Like, if I’m hungry, I’ll tweet, go on Instagram live, and make a Facebook status sharing my hanger with the whole world. IMAGINE EATING FOR 2!?
8. I need loyalty like this.
The way this stayed a secret when there’s literally paparazzi parked outside their homes 24/7 is beyond me!! And seriously, get this FBI agent a raise stat for protecting the world’s most important pregnancy.
9. The baby names are the most exciting part of a Kardashian pregnancy.
I mean, remember how shook we all were last week when Kim announced “Chicago” is the name of her new baby?
10. Like, this baby’s gonna have a cute name and I’m here for it.
Let’s be real, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kylie named her baby “Kylie’s Baby.” It’s cute, unique, and iconic, just like Kylie herself.
11. A name that’s on-brand is a name we’re into.
We’ve come to expect nothing but iconic, on-brand moments from the Kardashian-Jenners, so like, I’m very here for “Lip Kit Jenner.”
12. Truly iconic. My wig? Gone. Thanks, Kris.
Straight up, as a millennial, this was the most iconic reveal in pop culture history and I feel blessed to live in the same lifetime as Kris Jenner. And tbh, I can’t wait for KUWTK Season 900.¯_(ツ)_/¯